my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
If you bring up something of sensitivity to Erik, i.e. good memories with his parents, his lack of a formal education, the fact that he’s a father, he will immediately assume you’re going to use it against him, and he’ll bite before he knows why.